|the Big Toe story
||[Sep. 21st, 2006|01:43 pm]
I should have died, and this is why...
So at college, you're exposed to all sorts of magnificent injuries, right. Some magnificently unlucky, some monumentally stupid. This... this was some of both.
Freshman year, I see this guy walking on crutches, with a bandage on his foot, right. I've had random stuff done to my feet, and I figure "hey, the guy had toe surgery," something like that. Nooo. Not so much.
Talking with him, he and some friends were apparently preparing for a party, and (heh, I almost couldn't help but laugh)
PINCHED HIS BIG TOE OFF (*poof*, off) WHEN THE BEER KEG FELL OUT OF THE TRUCK ON HIS FOOT.
That will make a good story for the grandchildren.