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the Big Toe story [Sep. 21st, 2006|01:43 pm]
I should have died, and this is why...

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[jspurlin]
[mood |crushedcrushed]

So at college, you're exposed to all sorts of magnificent injuries, right. Some magnificently unlucky, some monumentally stupid. This... this was some of both.

Freshman year, I see this guy walking on crutches, with a bandage on his foot, right. I've had random stuff done to my feet, and I figure "hey, the guy had toe surgery," something like that. Nooo. Not so much.

Talking with him, he and some friends were apparently preparing for a party, and (heh, I almost couldn't help but laugh)

PINCHED HIS BIG TOE OFF (*poof*, off) WHEN THE BEER KEG FELL OUT OF THE TRUCK ON HIS FOOT.

That will make a good story for the grandchildren.
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[User Picture]From: jspurlin
2006-09-21 09:50 pm (UTC)
OH MAN. a friend will help you move. A true friend will RETRIEVE YOUR FINGER.
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[User Picture]From: m_fallenangel
2006-09-21 10:14 pm (UTC)
Yeah. That's a favor you can't repay with just a six-pack and large pizza.

"Hey, man, I need you to drive me to the airport at 4 a.m. Saturday."

"Dude, c'mon, take a cab or something."

"Okay. Hey, remember that time I dug your severed finger out of a steel girder for you?"

"4 a.m., you say? See ya then.
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[User Picture]From: jspurlin
2006-09-21 10:17 pm (UTC)
Can't milk it _too_ much, though, or you''d just end up getting your finger cut off.

*CHOP*
"see, now we're even. Asshole."
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