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the Big Toe story [Sep. 21st, 2006|01:43 pm]
I should have died, and this is why...

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[jspurlin]
[mood |crushedcrushed]

So at college, you're exposed to all sorts of magnificent injuries, right. Some magnificently unlucky, some monumentally stupid. This... this was some of both.

Freshman year, I see this guy walking on crutches, with a bandage on his foot, right. I've had random stuff done to my feet, and I figure "hey, the guy had toe surgery," something like that. Nooo. Not so much.

Talking with him, he and some friends were apparently preparing for a party, and (heh, I almost couldn't help but laugh)

PINCHED HIS BIG TOE OFF (*poof*, off) WHEN THE BEER KEG FELL OUT OF THE TRUCK ON HIS FOOT.

That will make a good story for the grandchildren.
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[User Picture]From: b_phil
2006-09-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
After I become Emporer of the Known Universe, I'm gonna have to make sure everyone else speaks and spells English correctly like I do.
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[User Picture]From: jspurlin
2006-09-21 08:40 pm (UTC)
please, please tell me you fucked up "Emperor" on purpose.

and, BWAAAAHAHAAAHAAHHA.
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[User Picture]From: b_phil
2006-09-21 08:49 pm (UTC)
Erm... well, when I become Emporer, that's how it'll be spelled. Kids will be required to recite the new correct spelling verbatim in class. Vinyl records with a reading of the correct spelling will be provided.
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[User Picture]From: jspurlin
2006-09-21 08:51 pm (UTC)
I'll kill you. (oh, right, like they'll suspect a guy in a t-rex costume of being dangerous.)

*tiptoes in the T-rex-suit*

(rarr)
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[User Picture]From: b_phil
2006-09-21 08:57 pm (UTC)
That reminds me, you met the blonde girl from SMU who went to AggieCon dressed as a dragon, right?

(If you don't remember her, do you remember the girl in the chainmail bikini? Same girl).
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[User Picture]From: jspurlin
2006-09-21 09:49 pm (UTC)
Allee? or which one? (it was a dinosaur, i think...)
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[User Picture]From: b_phil
2006-09-21 10:57 pm (UTC)
Yeah, Allee, and it was a dragon. She is apparantly the mascot for Lazy Dragon (I don't think the poor girl has a clue what she's getting into there).
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